Vinyl Wall Stickers & Car Decals – Funny, Rude & Surreal Designs Made in the UK

Sticktopus creates vinyl wall art and car stickers with dry British humour, filthy quotes, and surreal one-liners, as well as Perfect for bedrooms, bumpers, laptops, helmets, and bad decisions. Peel, stick, and regret nothing.

Stick with Us! Explore Our Featured Stickers Collection.

A curated set of humorous car stickers, perfect for rear windows, bumpers, and side panels. Designed for easy application, durable finish, and maximum roadside confusion.

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Why Sticktopus?

  • 🇬🇧 Precision Cut in the UK - Rude by nature!
  • 🎯 Premium Vinyl - No paper-backed imposters!
  • 🔒 Secure checkout - Your secrets are safe!
  • 🚚 Fast dispatch. Batch-cut and out the door in 24 hours!
  • 🗣️ Loved by Bedroom Walls, Bumpers, and Filthy Minds!